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Haskell is Beautiful

Haskell is probably one of my favorite programming languages, but when I try to explain some of the concepts in Haskell to people, they don't seem to get it. It's not that they don't understand what I mean when I say that functions have no side effects. They just don't seem to understand why functions have no side effects. They don't understand why everything has to return some value, and they certainly don't understand why monads even exist.

In reality, though, functions in Haskell shouldn't have side effects, everything should return a value, and Haskell would be nearly useless without monads. You just need to change how you think about Haskell and suddenly all of these rules go from arbitrary to obvious.

Paradigm Shift

Understanding Haskell requires a paradigm shift. Haskell programs are not sequences of instructions, but rather, expressions to be evaluated. Everything in Haskell is an expression. Once you understand this, you can begin to see how all of these seemingly arbitrary rules totally make sense.

No Side Effects

In Haskell, functions have no side effects. This simply means that a function cannot access or manipulate any global state. In fact, there is no global state. The only variables a function accesses are its arguments.

In an imperative language, this concept makes no sense. Functions in an imperative language aren't expressions, they're blocks of code and you call them to execute them. Of course they'd be able to have side effects. Not allowing side effects in an imperative language would just be a silly arbitrary restriction.

If you think in terms of mathematical expressions, however, this concept makes sense. Of course functions can't have side effects! They're just expressions. All they do is take some input an give a result. Why would they go out and manipulate some global state?

All Functions Return Values

Another confusing concept is the fact that all functions must return values. This is simple enough to understand, but it makes no sense in an imperative language. What about functions that don't need to return anything. If I have a function that goes and prints text to the terminal, what does that return? How could that ever return any meaningful value other than some error code?

Once again, this concept makes sense when everything is an expression. Of course all functions return values! They're just expressions. Furthermore, how would any function do anything without being able to return some value. Since there's no global state, how do we do anything without returning a value?


This is the scary one. The ever frightening monad. Some people seem to think monads are unnecessary and/or confusing. In reality, however, monads tie all of our beautiful functions together quite nicely and resolve a lot of issues that the afforementioned "rules" would otherwise cause.

For example, how do we do IO if there are no side effects? How do we interact with the outside world? What about functions that need to carry around some sort of state?

Monads are the obvious solution to all of these problems. There are many ways to think of them, but I like to think of them as action values. For example, what is the return value of a function that prints to a terminal anyway? Well, the putStrLn function's return value is actually IO (). We can call that an IO action.

An IO action simply represents some sort of action to be done involving IO. For example, putStrLn represents an IO action which prints a string. If we want to actually execute this action, we simply return it from our program's main function like so:

main = putStrLn "Hello World"

We can also chain multiple IO actions into one using the bind (>>) function. The bind function simply creates a new IO action which executes the left hand side IO action and then executes the right hand side IO action.

main = putStrLn "Hello" >> putStrLn "World"

Now, we can construct our program out of chains of these IO actions. Bind doesn't just work for IO actions, though. It works for any monad. There are lots of other monads, but that's something that's far out of the scope of this post. Monads allow us to build sequences of instructions as expressions by chaining actions together with bind. They tie everything together and make Haskell useful.

Haskell is Beautiful

In the end, all of these confusing rules in Haskell make sense. It would be silly without them. You just need to look at it the right way. Yes, Haskell is weird, but that's why it's so beautiful.


Hello World

Hello, world! My name is Forkk, and welcome to my new blog thingy.

On this website, I'll be writing some words about some programming things and maybe even letting other people read those words if they really want to. Or, who knows, maybe I'll just end up talking to myself.

You probably aren't wondering: "Forkk, what happened to your old blog which used to be here?" Well, I got rid of it. It was ugly and I didn't like it, so I started over. Bootstrap sucks anyway, UIKit is awesome. If you really want to access it, I've moved it to All the links are broken, though, since they point at I don't know why you'd want to visit it anyway. The only thing on there that might be worth visiting is the tic-tac-toe game, which I've moved over to this site as well. You can find a link to it in the sidebar on the left.

Anyway, I should probably write something about myself. I'm some crazy person who presses buttons on a computer repeatedly until the computer does things I want it to. Sometimes it seems like there's some sort of pattern, as if there's an actual meaning behind which buttons I press, but I'm still not sure on that one yet.

This one time, I was pushing buttons and suddenly a Minecraft launcher appeared. I named it MultiMC. You should use it.

Well, that's all for now. I'll probably write more words later today or something if I don't procrastinate it or get distracted.


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